Querido diario,

tuerce:

No sólo llevo días con dolor de estómago y eso hace que no tenga apetito, no coma, me de asco y me duela más, en un entretenido pero nauseabundo círculo vicioso. Ahora me acaba de dar un hipo que hace que se me sacuda la vida y me duela un oído ヽ( ◕ )ノ

Lo único que me consuela es que mi jefa es buena onda y dejó que me quedara trabajando desde mi casa y no en la oficina.

Aunque me consolaría más no tener que trabajar nada. 

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tuerce:

lordcoffin:

thegirlisbad:

A dik-dik, pronounced “dĭk’ dĭk”, is a small antelope in the Genus Madoqua that lives in the bushes of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand 30–40 cm (approx. 12–16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years

;AAAAAAAAAAAAAA;

QUIERO MIL.

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tuerce:

Faith and the Muse - Shattered in Aspect 

My favorite song by Faith and the Muse.

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anastazzie:

“Fascination Street”, The Cure

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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

grey-lips:

fyoulucy:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food.”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“OMG, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

Ward. Ward, remember, you promised you would.

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05th
February

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